Greetings Earthlings

Well, I suppose non-Earthlings are welcome too, but please at least comment so I can brag about my wide-range of readership.

This is intended to be a place where I can share and save all of those hilarious moments that make parenting worthwhile.



Let me introduce you to the cast:

Judith - Wild, energetic lover of life and cupcakes. Enjoys horses, cats, youtube, pink, purple, random acts of dancing, seaweed, and babies. Is known to wear a dress over her clothing in case the need to spin arises. Maker of forts. Keeper of Lambie. Needs constant adventure in her life or she will emit a high-pitched frequency that renders her hermit-mother powerless to resist the child's desire to leave the house. Has a pretend fear of ducks.



Gideon - Sweet, sensitive, solitary boy. Enjoys trains, cars, monster trucks, giving his Blankie stroller rides, animals, robots, hugs, and singing to himself. Don't let his quiet nature fool you, one twist of the sock or misplaced toy and cracks start forming in the universe visible only to him that threaten the existence of us all. Has a knack for music and computers. Loves his big sister but is starting to resist her need to dictate his life. Firmly believes that pet fish need to be cuddled.



Ruthie - Cheeks that beg to be eaten. Enjoys cuddles, her two Blankies, doing face-plants on pillows, dragging laundry all over the house, and peeling garlic. Daddy's girl. Insists that she is a big kid. Shakes her little booty to any and all music, even mama's singing. Lover of ice cream. Hater of socks. Wrecker of train tracks. Wants to be doing whatever her big sister is doing. Believes all things need to be tasted. Forever pointing and asking "Wha sa?" Adorable beyond reason.



I will add content as my kids continue to fulfill my need to be entertained by them. I will also post past moments of hilarity here and there, just to have everything saved in one place, and of course for the enjoyment of random strangers who stop by this blog.