CYCLOPS TOILET

Judith and I are both big fans of googly eyes. Judith likes them for crafts like puppets, I just think that adding googly eyes to anything automatically makes it cute. But little did I know that my googly-eye permissiveness would backfire on me some day!

I came upon this the other day, just as I was needing to use the facilities. It's funny how a little eye can change things. Suddenly, this toilet was alive, and I wasn't about to do my business in his mouth. I had to run to the bathroom upstairs.



The eye has since gone missing, so the toilet has gone back to its inanimate, useful status.