Blast Off!

I just came downstairs and Gideon was strapping Ruthie into a suitcase (she was happily complying). He looked at me and excitedly said "We're going to outer space!!!"

There is No Higher Court

Me: "Gideon, you can't take your potato downstairs, eat it at the table, please."

Gideon: "NO!" *angry face* *points finger* "GO TALK TO DADDY!!!"

Me: "Um, nice try."

Aw, Muffin

Judith: "Mom, can you get my ball?"

Me: "Yeah, just a sec."

Judith: "MOM! You're breaking my heart!"

She Figured Out Their Secret!

Judith (in line at Starbucks): "Wow, they make the drinks really fast, don't they?"

Me: "Yep."

Judith: "It must be because they don't have kids!"

He Must Have Been Having an Interesting Dream....

Me: "Gideon, it's time to get up!"

Gideon: "No Mom, I want to watch the sad pizza!'