Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Just Call Me "Grumpy Cat" Mom

Judith: "Can I play on your phone?" 

Me: "No." 

Judith: "But I'm going to be soooooooooooooooo bored for the rest of my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!!" 

Me: "Good."

Sunday, February 10, 2013

How Times Have Changed

Judith: "WOW! They can make movies in black and white?! Do they need special cameras for that?"

Saturday, February 9, 2013

And I Thought *I* Wasn't a Morning Person!

Ruthie woke up, and crawled over to me in slow-motion, in a manner not unlike a soldier wounded in battle desperately trying to get to safety. 

She softly cried "I... Need... Coffee..."  

Then when she made it to me, she buried her face in my chest, and said "I love you" as if she was about to breathe her last.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Curses of Marriage

Gideon: "How long are you and Daddy going to be married?" 

Me: "Forever." 

Gideon: "NO!!!" 

Me: "What's wrong with that?" 

Gideon (sadly): "You guys will just have lots and lots of babies..."

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Pinkie Pie Possession!

Judith (as we were setting out to do our paper route this morning): "You know, I might be a little crazy today, I'm wearing my PINKIE PIE socks!"

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Poor Defenceless Bagel...

Ruthie (dancing around the kitchen singing): "Bagel, bagel, whatcha gunna do?" x100.