Defender of the Home

I walked into the kitchen to find Gideon soaking the window with my spray bottle of soap and water that I use to kill spiders and bees that get into the house.

Gideon: "There you go, Bee, nice and clean!"

Me: "What are you doing?"

Gideon: "Look, Bee is dead! I did it!"

Then I noticed a dead house fly on the sill, saturated in the soapy spray.

Now he is walking around like he's a great hero, lol.