Little Conspiracy Theorist

Last night Dave was trying to get Judith to bed, and she came up with a creative excuse. I wasn't there, but Dave relayed the story to me.

Dave: "It's 9:00, you need to go to bed."

Judith: "I don't think it's actually 9:00. The government lies, you know!"

Dave (dies laughing): "Well, the government doesn't control time. We know what time it is by the sun. But nice try."

Hahahaha. It was a decent attempt.