Pinkie Pie Possession!

Judith (as we were setting out to do our paper route this morning): "You know, I might be a little crazy today, I'm wearing my PINKIE PIE socks!"

Poor Defenceless Bagel...

Ruthie (dancing around the kitchen singing): "Bagel, bagel, whatcha gunna do?" x100.

Role Playing

Gideon: "Opa, you be the bug, and I'll be the bug spray!"

Outsourcing

Judith: "Mom, can you please babysit Ruthie for a bit? Gideon and I need to work on chapter 2 of our story." 

Interesting, I've never been asked to babysit my own kids before...

Field Trip To Hawaii!

Gideon: "What does lava and water make?" 

Me: "Um... steam and rock probably?" 

Gideon: "Can we do an experiment to find out?"

Unwelcome Guest

Judith: "Wow! That entropy sure likes our room!"

Kitty Games

Gideon: "Sassy and I like to play tag... with hissing."