Not Quite...

Me: "Ruthie, when you wake up tomorrow, it will be next year!" 

Ruthie (eyes light up): "My birthday?!?!" 

Um, Thanks?

Gideon: "Did you have a shower and washed all the greeblies off?" 

Me: "Yup." 

Gideon: "Good job Mom, that was a good idea."

Moms, Always Thinking of Others.

Judith: "Mom, why do you get 2 cookies?" 

Me: "One for me, one for the baby." 

Judith: "Oh, that's nice of you to share!" 

Yes, yes it is.

A Different Perspective

We were watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and when we got to the part where everyone gets up Christmas day and the Grinch watches them celebrate anyway despite his efforts to ruin it, Gideon sadly said "That must be really frustrating..." 

Who sympathizes with the Grinch?!

It Was a Fair Question

Me (to Judith): "Gideon got 2 goals at soccer tonight!" 

Judith: "In the right net?!" 

LOL yes.

Possessive About Cell Division?

David: "...It's kind of like mitosis."

Ruthie: "NO!  Dath MY tothith!"