Inconsiderate Weather

There was a huge gust of wind outside and the noise scared Ruthie.

So then she ran to the window and shook her fist at it.

Yeah, you show that mean wind who's boss, girl!

We Was Just Babiez

Gideon saw a photo of Dave and I when we were first married, and he excitedly said "It's baby Mommy and baby Daddy!"

Pretty much, ha!

Decorative Anatomy

Gideon (pulling up his shirt): "Look at my boobies!"

Judith: "You don't have boobies. I have boobies because they will have milk some day when I have babies. Yours are just for decoration."

LOL

Because Furnaces are a Sensitive Subject

Dave and Judith were discussing lying, and Judith came up with the example:

"It's like if someone said we had a rusty furnace?"

LOL! I'm glad I was eavesdropping!