You're the Expert

Judith: "Pulling the guts and seeds out of pumpkins is easy! It's like pulling teeth!"

And she would know, she's had 2 teeth extracted...

Rev up that Broom!

Judith made a big mess on the floor, so I asked her to clean it up.

She grabbed the broom, and started "revving" it as she swept, saying "Brrroooom! Brrr Brrr Brrr Broooom!" (as in vroom)

I wish I had it on video, it was hilarious! I need to learn how to make chores that fun.

Awesomeness

Me: "What are you guys doing?"

Judith: "We are playing octopuses!"

Gideon: "And I'm Octipus Prime!!!!!"

What a genius!

Overheard at the Breakfast Table

Judith: "I don't take orders from you! I only take orders from Mommy!"

Awesome! I am documenting this for future use.

Guessing Game

Gideon (bursts into the room): "Whooooooooo smells poopy?!?!"

Me: "Does Gideon smell poopy?"

Gideon: "...yeah."

Great.

The Bird Whisperer

While I was hanging out laundry, Gideon was outside having an argument with a bird.

It kind of went like this...

Bird: "Squak"

Gideon: "No!"

Bird: "Squak"

Gideon: "No!"

And so on and so on...

Finally Gideon said "No bird, you can't honk that whistle!!!!"

LOL

They Know The Drill...

Judith and Gideon are playing "Kelly and Davey".

They are doing this by "Kelly" lying in bed and demanding that "Davey" make her coffee.

Then "Davey" goes and makes coffee and brings it to "Kelly", then she gets out of bed.

Oi.